The kids and our new dog were all piled over each other in the living room the other night, watching Disney channel. We had an early dinner and the kids were getting the munchies.
In her tiny toddler voice, Lisa started, “I yike …” It takes her a few moments to decide. ” … c0ck p0rn!”
“Uh … what?” Mommy’s head was in the wrong place again.
Lisa tisked at me, irritated. “C0ck p0rn!”! I yike micyowave c0ck p0rn!”
That is going on the weekly grocery list from now on.